Govmilgat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, vain lion.

Govmilgat created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Govmilgat, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Govmilgat, she will send minions to preach to you.

Govmilgat's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Govmilgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Never write about archaea.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Do not chop down trees.