Flatlikmot is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciful penguin.

Flatlikmot created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Flatlikmot, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flatlikmot, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Flatlikmot's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Flatlikmot's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flatlikmot.

2. Always obey Flatlikmot's priests.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.