Arncusscubapp is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, staggering eagle.

Arncusscubapp created life five million years ago.

If you believe in Arncusscubapp, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Arncusscubapp, it will be mildly annoyed.

Arncusscubapp's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Arncusscubapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. You must love Arncusscubapp.

5. Never eat green fruit.