Flanrattonvol Bumgidomin is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, merciless warg.

Flanrattonvol Bumgidomin created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flanrattonvol Bumgidomin, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flanrattonvol Bumgidomin, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Flanrattonvol Bumgidomin's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Flanrattonvol Bumgidomin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Flanrattonvol Bumgidomin.

2. Do not kill manatees.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

5. Do not keep eight porpoises in a large pit.