Milxuckdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a small, irritating lobster.

Milxuckdoss created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Milxuckdoss, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Milxuckdoss, he will destroy your favourite star.

Milxuckdoss' most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Milxuckdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never eat cherries.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.