Bigsawflistikdimloopbagpop is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, selfish wolf.

Bigsawflistikdimloopbagpop created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigsawflistikdimloopbagpop, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bigsawflistikdimloopbagpop, she will make you grow a tail.

Bigsawflistikdimloopbagpop's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Bigsawflistikdimloopbagpop's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five swans approach from the east.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never paint your back mauve.