Cudrotkim is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, happy mink.

Cudrotkim created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudrotkim, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cudrotkim, she will not invite you to parties.

Cudrotkim's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Cudrotkim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never wear mauve scarves.