Dingebnart is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, temperamental camel.

Dingebnart created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dingebnart, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dingebnart, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dingebnart's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dingebnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chlorophyll.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Dingebnart in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not speak about figs.

5. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.