Hapnelbab is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, narcissistic hippopotamus.

Hapnelbab created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Hapnelbab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Hapnelbab, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Hapnelbab's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Hapnelbab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes.

2. You must love Hapnelbab.

3. Always treat sharks with great respect.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.