Bemwegbon is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, effective spider.

Bemwegbon created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bemwegbon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bemwegbon, it will not invite you to parties.

Bemwegbon's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Bemwegbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum mechanics.

2. Always obey Bemwegbon's priests.

3. Bemwegbon must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.