Bafjabtalflamfet is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, tranquil hare.

Bafjabtalflamfet created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bafjabtalflamfet, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bafjabtalflamfet, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Bafjabtalflamfet's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Bafjabtalflamfet's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bafjabtalflamfet three times a day.

2. Bafjabtalflamfet loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Bafjabtalflamfet on top of all buildings.

4. Do not eat nuts.

5. Feed all hungry gulls.