Narlshavdap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, capable cow.

Narlshavdap created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlshavdap, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Narlshavdap, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Narlshavdap's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Narlshavdap's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about optics near gulls while wearing gray ear rings and balancing six carbon spheres on your back.

4. Hide from red eagles for they are unholy.

5. Do not cook food in pots.