Podquilldob is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, clever guinea pig.

Podquilldob created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podquilldob, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Podquilldob, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Podquilldob's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Podquilldob's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick grasshopers.

2. Never think about dark matter.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Do not hurt doves.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.