Jennilduss Titkamfad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, quiet cobra.

Jennilduss Titkamfad created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Jennilduss Titkamfad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jennilduss Titkamfad, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Jennilduss Titkamfad's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Jennilduss Titkamfad's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. You must pray to Jennilduss Titkamfad eight times a day.

5. Great tits are not to be trusted.