Arpgunsis is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, thoughtless centipede.

Arpgunsis created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Arpgunsis, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Arpgunsis, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Arpgunsis' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Arpgunsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not hurt turtles.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never wear black jumpers.