Kikhugtarggebgigtad is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthinking raven.

Kikhugtarggebgigtad created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kikhugtarggebgigtad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kikhugtarggebgigtad, he will not care.

Kikhugtarggebgigtad's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Kikhugtarggebgigtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of limes to nematodes while wearing turquoise boots.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Kikhugtarggebgigtad must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.