Labnullist is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, loving bat.

Labnullist created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Labnullist, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Labnullist, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Labnullist's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Labnullist's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Always help sick mites.

3. Do not speak about melons.

4. Never laugh in the presence of birds.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.