Logsabgar is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, effective toad.

Logsabgar created an up quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Logsabgar, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Logsabgar, he will try to impress you with trees.

Logsabgar's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Logsabgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. You must love Logsabgar.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about dark matter near seals while wearing turquoise ear rings and balancing seven copper spheres on your legs.