Jarnviglun Limtadpak Yarwothivlist is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, omnipotent goblin.

Jarnviglun Limtadpak Yarwothivlist created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jarnviglun Limtadpak Yarwothivlist, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jarnviglun Limtadpak Yarwothivlist, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Jarnviglun Limtadpak Yarwothivlist's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Jarnviglun Limtadpak Yarwothivlist's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not cook food in pots.