Dibgemtablaksag is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, amazing fox.

Dibgemtablaksag created viruses four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibgemtablaksag, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dibgemtablaksag, he will think nothing of it.

Dibgemtablaksag's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Dibgemtablaksag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never jump in the presence of frogs.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near dolphins while wearing green hats.