Xenwegnarl Camhomdam is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, fussy faun.

Xenwegnarl Camhomdam created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xenwegnarl Camhomdam, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Xenwegnarl Camhomdam, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Xenwegnarl Camhomdam's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Xenwegnarl Camhomdam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Xenwegnarl Camhomdam loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

3. You must pray to Xenwegnarl Camhomdam three times a day.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Always pray immersed in water.