Aftonkbosscenvildimbissgat Bepdotflap is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unsympathetic eagle.

Aftonkbosscenvildimbissgat Bepdotflap created an atom eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Aftonkbosscenvildimbissgat Bepdotflap, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Aftonkbosscenvildimbissgat Bepdotflap, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Aftonkbosscenvildimbissgat Bepdotflap's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Aftonkbosscenvildimbissgat Bepdotflap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Aftonkbosscenvildimbissgat Bepdotflap on top of important buildings.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Never write about nucleic acids.

5. Never eat green fruit.