Komyokhinvilleg is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, self-assured ferret.

Komyokhinvilleg created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Komyokhinvilleg, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Komyokhinvilleg, it will throw large rocks at you.

Komyokhinvilleg's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Komyokhinvilleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Komyokhinvilleg.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never look in ponds.