Dodcipwit is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, duplicitous cat.

Dodcipwit created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dodcipwit, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dodcipwit, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Dodcipwit's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Dodcipwit's Holy Commandments

1. Dodcipwit must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Dodcipwit in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never write about optics.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about nematodes.