Nulnellwab is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tiresome cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Nulnellwab created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulnellwab, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nulnellwab, she will turn you into a mouse.

Nulnellwab's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Nulnellwab's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. You must love Nulnellwab.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always treat mice with great respect.