Vigsterfoss Fudhabcit is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, vain dugong.

Vigsterfoss Fudhabcit created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigsterfoss Fudhabcit, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vigsterfoss Fudhabcit, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Vigsterfoss Fudhabcit's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Vigsterfoss Fudhabcit's Holy Commandments

1. Vigsterfoss Fudhabcit loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

2. Vigsterfoss Fudhabcit must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never feed lots of beans to tortoises while wearing magenta boots.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near manatees while wearing black trousers and balancing nine iron spheres on your face.

5. Do not speak about grapes.