Migkambass is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, wise rat.

Migkambass created a photon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Migkambass, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Migkambass, she will be very unhappy.

Migkambass' most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Migkambass' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Never feed pineapples to bats while wearing magenta kilts.