Jigcunabnibruttkin Zimbapcedjop is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, boastful skunk.

Jigcunabnibruttkin Zimbapcedjop created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigcunabnibruttkin Zimbapcedjop, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jigcunabnibruttkin Zimbapcedjop, he will destroy your home planet.

Jigcunabnibruttkin Zimbapcedjop's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Jigcunabnibruttkin Zimbapcedjop's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are not to be trusted.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Jigcunabnibruttkin Zimbapcedjop.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jigcunabnibruttkin Zimbapcedjop.

5. Never think ill of sick rats.