Wigbifwad is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humane elephant.

Wigbifwad created the cosmos nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wigbifwad, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wigbifwad, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Wigbifwad's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Wigbifwad's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always help snails.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.