Riplipbag is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unjust walrus.

Riplipbag created the cosmos two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Riplipbag, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Riplipbag, he will cry a lot.

Riplipbag's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Riplipbag's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

2. Never sing near snails.

3. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Riplipbag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not speak about gooseberries.

5. Do not kill dogs.