Somcumpit is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, boastful camel.

Somcumpit created an atom four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Somcumpit, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Somcumpit, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Somcumpit's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Somcumpit's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about galaxies.