Lenwot Mabditbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humane spider.

Lenwot Mabditbonk created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lenwot Mabditbonk, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lenwot Mabditbonk, she will think nothing of it.

Lenwot Mabditbonk's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Lenwot Mabditbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near rats while wearing red tights.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Never think about optics near sharks while wearing orange kilts and balancing seven iron spheres on your arms.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always treat tortoises with great respect.