Ruttominflattag is a god.

It takes the form of a large, awe-inspiring monkey.

Ruttominflattag created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttominflattag, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ruttominflattag, it will be mildly annoyed.

Ruttominflattag's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Ruttominflattag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near capybaras while wearing yellow boots.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Do not hurt nematodes.

4. Always help sick pigs.

5. Never think about amino acids.