Tifyarlbug is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, uncaring centaur.

Tifyarlbug created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Tifyarlbug, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Tifyarlbug, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tifyarlbug's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Tifyarlbug's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Tifyarlbug.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not keep four pigs in a large pit.