Jinsitfad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unjust scorpion.

Jinsitfad created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinsitfad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jinsitfad, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Jinsitfad's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Jinsitfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat shrews with great respect.

2. Do not keep three moths in a large pit.

3. Always help birds.

4. Never feed beans to eagles while wearing jumpers.

5. Always take life seriously.