Langilgen is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, idiotic cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Langilgen created humankind nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Langilgen, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Langilgen, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Langilgen's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Langilgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Langilgen loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Retreat if three mites approach from the south.

5. Always pray immersed in water.