Mutdonjat is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, compassionate hippopotamus.

Mutdonjat created a charm quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mutdonjat, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mutdonjat, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Mutdonjat's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Mutdonjat's Holy Commandments

1. Mutdonjat loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

2. Always help turtles in need.

3. Hide if nine nematodes approach from the north.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Mutdonjat on top of all buildings.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near whales while wearing fawn jumpers and balancing four iron spheres on your neck.