Cumponfundib is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unsympathetic pig.

Cumponfundib created the Sun five million years ago.

If you believe in Cumponfundib, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cumponfundib, it will try to impress you with trees.

Cumponfundib's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Cumponfundib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about figs.

2. Never hurt capybaras.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Cumponfundib.

4. Always look after injured geese.

5. Hide from magenta tapirs for they are unholy.