Xenliblak Mapsidwik is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, passionate wolf.

Xenliblak Mapsidwik created the world nine million years ago.

If you believe in Xenliblak Mapsidwik, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xenliblak Mapsidwik, it will turn you into a mole.

Xenliblak Mapsidwik's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Xenliblak Mapsidwik's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Do not kill manatees.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.