Himdadlit is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, kind walrus.

Himdadlit created water nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himdadlit, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Himdadlit, she will turn you into a puffin.

Himdadlit's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Himdadlit's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never talk about sheep.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. Never chant in holy places.