Gomzogman Dabzenjam is a god.

He takes the form of a large, generous shrew.

Gomzogman Dabzenjam created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomzogman Dabzenjam, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gomzogman Dabzenjam, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gomzogman Dabzenjam's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Gomzogman Dabzenjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not take Gomzogman Dabzenjam's name in vain.

3. Never eat onions.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.