Jentipleg is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, smart donkey.

Jentipleg created humankind four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jentipleg, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jentipleg, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jentipleg's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Jentipleg's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not keep four foxes in a large pit.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.