Cadluncum is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, grumpy octopus.

Cadluncum created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadluncum, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cadluncum, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cadluncum's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Cadluncum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat melons.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Never feed garlic to birds while wearing scarves.

4. Put Cadluncum first in all things.

5. Never think ill of sick eagles.