Sugwiplib is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, narcissistic dingo.

Sugwiplib created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Sugwiplib, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sugwiplib, she will not care.

Sugwiplib's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Sugwiplib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never sprint in the presence of aardvarks.