Lunjonjamflab is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, sapient rat.

Lunjonjamflab created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Lunjonjamflab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lunjonjamflab, it will refuse to believe in you.

Lunjonjamflab's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Lunjonjamflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Do not hurt gulls.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about swans.

5. Never skip in holy places.