Lip is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, charitable cow.

Lip created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lip, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lip, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Lip's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Lip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lip.

4. Never think about special relativity near bats while wearing red skirts and balancing three carbon spheres on your head.

5. Do not hurt monkeys.