Bidzodceb is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, bad-tempered
zebra.
Bidzodceb created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bidzodceb, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Bidzodceb, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Bidzodceb's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.
Bidzodceb's Holy Commandments1. Never think about fluid mechanics near porpoises while wearing blue shoes and balancing nine gold spheres on your chest.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near goats while wearing purple jumpers and balancing three copper spheres on your neck.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Never wear stockings.