Veentonqueegdogmegart is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, impressive manatee.

Veentonqueegdogmegart created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Veentonqueegdogmegart, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Veentonqueegdogmegart, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Veentonqueegdogmegart's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Veentonqueegdogmegart's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo rats, for they are unholy.

2. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.