Dogkopmil is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, generous skunk.

Dogkopmil created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Dogkopmil, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dogkopmil, it will destroy your favourite star.

Dogkopmil's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Dogkopmil's Holy Commandments

1. Dogkopmil loves birds, so they must be respected.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dogkopmil.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

4. Always wear green.

5. Do not stand on grass.