Wapsterxin is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, conceited gnu.

Wapsterxin created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wapsterxin, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wapsterxin, he will destroy your home solar system.

Wapsterxin's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Wapsterxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. You must pray to Wapsterxin seven times a day.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never feed parsnips to dolphins while wearing purple coats.